E-I has RUINED me!!!

[Lara Mills]

E-I has completely ruined me...

Was on the internet this morning, trying to find some nice spa getaways for me and my girl friends. Saw one place that offer 3 treatments, champagne lunch, and 24 hour access to the pool and gym facilities for £59.

So, I went and checked out the treatments on offer. Among the treatments was facial.

You may have already guessed where I'm going with this. I saw "facial" and did not think of a lovely face mask made with real fruit and things. I thought of the alternative that some of the ladies on here offer and, needless to say, I was confused as to why a spa would be offering that with massages and salt scrubs.

Then my brain caught up, twigged what they meant, and I hung my head in shame.

Does anyone else's mind go in the gutter more now because of E-I?