Well what can I say, if I wasn't so thick skinned I may start to think I am 'doomed'

On our travels to Kilkenny, I get a phone call from a guy telling me not to come to Kilkenny, it's his town & he will 'slit my throat!'

Alison gets a phone call from a guy who wants to romp around with wild abandoment in a nappy & for her to subsequently 'clean him after the event' so to speak.

Then the icing on the cake, was this glorious, respectful, alluring email that I found in my 'junk mail' this morning, 'junk' being the operative word .....

Hi,
Arent you a bit old to have lads shooting spunk into your mouth and you swallowing it at 35 years old, you must have some spunk drank by now
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We haven't stopped laughing yet,

Sandy x