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    Because nothing feeds the hungry or takes care of the sick like spending 1.1
    million dollars to build a 198 foot steel cross!

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    "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

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    "And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

    - George Carlin

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    I once knew a woman who offered her honour-so I honoured her offer -and all night long I was on her and off her

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    Default favourite quotes

    Sex is emotion in motion

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    The big difference between sex for money and sex for free, is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.


    Brendan Behan





    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) "My get up and go...........just got up and went"

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    “I'm a man of simple tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.”


    Oscar Wilde

    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Santa

    "Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first". bad Santa
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    If god wanted women to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor!

    Joan Collins (Indo today)
    Seek and you shall find!

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