NoBrain2 (17-10-13)
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
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"And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”
- George Carlin
NoBrain2 (17-10-13)
I once knew a woman who offered her honour-so I honoured her offer -and all night long I was on her and off her
Morpheus (17-10-13)
Sex is emotion in motion
client030314 (17-10-13), La Toya (18-10-13)
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free, is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Behan
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
Best Before (18-10-13), client030314 (17-10-13), Clyde (17-10-13), Jiberjabber (17-10-13), john connor (17-10-13), thewren (17-10-13), UB40 (19-10-13)
Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) "My get up and go...........just got up and went"
UB40 (17-10-13)
“I'm a man of simple tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.”
― Oscar Wilde
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
Best Before (18-10-13), Deven (18-10-13), La Toya (18-10-13), Stephanie (18-10-13), thewren (17-10-13)
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first". bad Santa
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Jiberjabber (17-10-13), JMastodon (20-10-13)
If god wanted women to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor!
Joan Collins (Indo today)
Seek and you shall find!
client030314 (17-10-13)