Attention Gooner (confidential)

[Hot Lizzy]

its nice to see a few "gooners" are on the site but "roryman" - don't make me laugh!!!!

"a small london football club which hasnt won anything for years" - ha!!!!!

Q1. What is the capacity and pitch size of "the emirates stadium" and "stamford bridge"?

Q2. How many years did it take "chelski" to win "the premiership" from the last time they won "the league" title"?

Q3. How many honours/trophies have you won?

A1. Arsenal - 60,000 seats and pitch size 113 x 76m chelsea - 41,841 seats and pitch size 103 x 67m. (1 nil to arsenal)

a2. Chelski only ever won the "old league championship" once in 1954/55 and "the premiership" in 2004/5 - thats 50 years!!!!!! Arsenal won the "old league championship" in 1990/91 and "the premiership" in 1997/98. (2 nil to arsenal)

a3. Chelsea have won: 2 x premiership titles; 1 x "old" league title; 4 x fa cups; 4 x league cups; 3 x charity/community shields; 2 x cup winners cups; 1 x super cup

arsenal have won: 3 x premiership titles; 10 x "old" league titles; 10 x fa cups; 2 x league cups; 11 + 1 shared x charity/community shields; 1 x cup winners cup; 1 x fairs cup. (3 nil to arsenal)

i won't bother going into the history of "failed" managers you've had - except to say that the sacked portugese manager you had, jose moaniehole, actually took the title of "most hated manager" in the premiership away from alex fergusmoan - and thats saying something!!!

Where as, arsene wenger is a well respected manager and coach all around the world.

And if i was to mention that we are the only team to ever go a whole season unbeaten (2003/04) - well then i'd be just boasting!!!!!!

So "annasavicha" - it would be advisable to give "chelski" the elbow and become a young gooner and be part of the "pride of london" and one of the most exciting football teams in the world!!!

And to "roryman" and fellow "chelski" supporters -

"remember it's better to be thought a fool quietly, than to open your mouth and prove it."

:d


Ps - our "youngsters" just knocked 6 goals past sheffield utd - 3 x goals by a 19 year old, 2 x goals by a 20 year old and 1 x goal by a 16 year old!!!!!!

Sorry - i'm boasting again!!!!!!!:d

sorry hes the most unpopular - fergie and jose were mates and always said when they did and didnt play well ......... How rude never to credit another team with having a good game ............ Well he never does ............. Still gonna bottle it again............. Another season another choker for the reds - shame............not!

[gooner]

Lizzy - can i offer some advice - stop with the mad rantings about chelsea and which team has the most english players in it???

No one gives a shit except you - remember that your so called die hard fans are called combat 18 and hate everyone that can't prove they're english!!!!

You said your not racist but if you keep up these rants thats exactly how you will be portrayed!!

I'm all for a bit of banter when it comes to football etc but when you start with the racist overtures then thats when i don't want to know anymore!!

You probably think thats its all a bit of fun but i don't see it as that and i'm sure others feel the same way.

If i can offer some advice it would be -

"don't eat yellow snow"