Getting Old!!!

**screwloose** · 07-10-13, 00:35

You know your getting old...
When your married to a " Granny "

**screwloose** · 07-10-13, 06:54

Originally Posted by ShyMark

You must have a '' Screwloose''.

Some good looking Granny's about these days

yes some mighty fine, mighty fine i say

**Marcus69** · 14-10-13, 00:35

When you walk into a room, and a beautiful lady calls you 'sir'!!!!!!!!!!

Personally I think they do that on purpose :-(

**richieboy** · 14-10-13, 07:43

When you look in the mirror and think theres a old man looking in your window .

**mature abby** · 14-10-13, 08:35

Originally Posted by screwloose

There are 3 tell tale signs that you are getting older, 1st there is loss of memory, 2nd .............

I cant remember thanking that post

**Deckard** · 17-10-13, 18:29

When the barber says he should cut your eyebrows and your ears.

**bollocks** · 17-10-13, 18:59

Only visit mature escorts. They are much more understanding, and have a few good tricks

**UB40** · 17-10-13, 23:14

Getting lucky means you find your car in the car park!

**Rocker123** · 18-10-13, 22:11

......................When you start searching for escorts whose profile includes:

Defibrillator available!

**screwloose** · 18-10-13, 22:18

on a serious note, when you cant remember the days of the week

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