M is for
Marriage
Monogamy
Monotony
Middle aged spread
Midlife crisis (one of our newest members indeed).
L is actually for Limerick.
There was a young lady from Tyneside
Who never could quite see the downside
Of rolling in hay
For day after day
Until she had quite a sore backside.
OHH a Limerick.......nice one too...........how about this one ...."there was an old woman from Madrid
who swore she'd never get rid
along came an ltalian
with balls like a Stallion
and rode her like Billy the kid "