Punters!!!

[Taylor of Manchester]

WHY OH WHY OH F***KING WHY????????

Do you waste your time - and believe me - it is your time

Calling from

Landlines
Withheld Numbers

OR

Talk Shite on the phone - whilst having a pull - uh uh uh

OR

Turn up smelly with 'brown breath' and say 'you've showered' AYE - you probably did, on Noahs' Boat

Are you really, really suprised when a lady fails to 'click' with you

Obviously her fault - nothing whatsoever to do with you - why would it be ???



Just a general rant.


If we dont tell you - who will ??? Your Wife ???


T
xxxx

[annasavicha]

Jajajaaaaaa

Wanted post something similar.
Met some guy while ago,regular one.
He always take shower,but what s the point if he don't wash armpits!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweat like crazy then go down on me,i can feel his swety armpit over my knee,i was thinking,YEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DISGUSTING!!!!!
HOW COULD I ENJOY HIS ORAL IF I M THINKING OF THESE SWET WET ARMPITS YYYYEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Violette]

The cooler weather will help. I am just joking, but seriously, it has been discussed here on many occasions, but still we will continue to face this problem, short of striping them down and washing them ourselves, It is just best to forcibly insist on a wash.

[roryman]

The cooler weather will help. I am just joking, but seriously, it has been discussed here on many occasions, but still we will continue to face this problem, short of striping them down and washing them ourselves, It is just best to forcibly insist on a wash.

God yes!, yes!

But seriously, I would say you are preaching to the converted for the regulars on here.
I'd be very surprised if any regular didnt make sure all their bits were well scrubbed.

Alexi D has a great jokey, but serious way of just saying to you
"In the shower with you and make sure everything is scrubbed for my tongue!"

And it comes across as totally none threatening or demeaning.

When Alexi asks, you jump!

[thehighwayman]

I suppose alot of these fellows have smelly socks and holes in their underpants never mind the skid marks.

[iamevilhomer]

i suppose this thread is not a reaction to the earlier one about escorts and their hygiene