The Carriage and Donkeys I can do. But I’m afraid the Sheep are…….how shall I say ……”otherwise engaged”.
Hey if ye fine forms of female frivolity won’t venture beyond the city lights, then the lads down at the GAA pitch have to unwind after a match somehow, they’ll just have to make do with the woolly wonders, they NEVER overcharge, their pictures are ALWAYS accurate, the sheep dip is optional and their OWO isn’t half BAAAAAAAAAAD…
Cinderella, Cinderella, you shall to the ball
beware that glass slipper, do not go and fall
your carriage awaits, tis gleaming and gold
be back before midnight, and be not too bold
ignore your old sisters, they envy your luck
now hop on Prince Charming, and give a good f**k.
PS
I’ll catch ya on the way back maybe…you can try on the slipper…