"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

[Lara Mills]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

We've all heard them - we've either been subject to them or we've been saying them. So, what are your favourite chat up lines?

SWNS have created this list of their top twenty most common. Is yours on there? Are there better ones?

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
4. Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor
5. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
6. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no) Would you like some? (if yes) Want some more?
7. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
8. Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes, take me home with you.
9. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
12. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?
13. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
14. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
15. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
16. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
17. Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
18. I’m a frog but if you kiss me I’ll turn into a prince
19. Is there a Rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for
20. I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away

[samlad]

(Groan!)

[Lara Mills]

(Groan!)

Is that your best one?

[WatWatWat]

"sorry. Were you talkin to me? I was too busy staring at your tits " . . . . . . Never works btw.

[Wex man]

I think the one about the pretty smile would prob be the most likely to succeed. My thoughts anyway.

[Cable87]

Pardon me, but do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your trousers.

[Fitzy]

Chat up lines lol do they really work , I have tried a few in my day and told to feck off , but on the other hand I have got a smile and a giggle . I think they work sometimes but not all the time . I prefer to be myself when I approach a girl .

[mic1980]

Hi im mic you look really nice can i buy you a drink i would like to get to know you if you let me

[AbsoluteNoob]

"Guurl, if I could re-arrange my keyboard, I'd put U and I together"



"It already is, creep, now piss off"

[Lara Mills]

"Guurl, if I could re-arrange my keyboard, I'd put U and I together"

I had someone once say to me "if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together". I wanted to slap him. What a tool

Some are funny, and I get them, but others are just... eh