Words of Wisdom, from LDM
If a tree falls in a forest, it still makes a sound even if no one is around to hear it. If a poacher accidentally shoots himself, the bastard deserves it (and still dies even though no one is there to witness it). If 2 squirrels are riding each other doggy-style, they're still having sex even if no one is around to see it. If Benny is licking himself, he's still doing it even though no one else is around to see it.
In other news the weekend is here, so enjoy it!
*ding dong*
Public Service Announcements
Can the owner of the silver Toyota Prius please return to your car as you are causing an obstruction.
There will be a meeting later discussing Doc's recent fluctuations in bladder control, tea and biscuits will be served.
Also did anyone catch Coronation Street last night as I was 'out' and missed it?
Finally, where's Waldo?
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