Never trust women
The FBI had an opening for an assassin .
After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists .
Two men and one woman.
For the final test , the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door , and handed him a gun.
" We must know you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances".
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair, " KILL HER" .
The man said . " you cant be serious " , i could never kill my wife.
The agent said, " then you are not the right man for the job",
Take your wife and go home.
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun, and went into the room.
All was quiet for 5 minutes,
The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes, " i tried ", but i just cannot kill my wife.
The agent said, " you just dont have what it takes", take your wife and go home.
Finally it was the womans turn, she was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun, and went into the room....... shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet,
The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
" THIS GUN IS LOADED WITH BLANKS" she said,..... I had to beat him to death with a fucking chair,....
MORAL......Women are crazy, never mess with them.
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Originally Posted by gaze
