I was in hospital last week, having a mole removed from my penis.. very painful...
**Warning** Never have sex with a mole!!!!
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I was in hospital last week, having a mole removed from my penis.. very painful...
**Warning** Never have sex with a mole!!!!
Scousers
A scouser goes to Amsterdam and meets a hooker.
He asks how much and she replies €100 an hour.
He asks "do you do it scouse style"?
She says no so he says "I will give you €200".
Again she says no so he offers her €500 to do it 'scouse style'
The hooker says she has been in the business 10 years and been asked to do everything but never 'scouse style' so she finally agrees.
After making passionate 'love' for the hour the hooker says "that was the best sex ever but whats this scouse style".
He replies "can I give you the money next week?"
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3 escorts want to meet...Rachel, Violette, Brigitte...S.
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