Life is all backwards

[mer]

I think the life cycle is all backwards, you should die first to get it out of the way. Then you should live in an old age home, you get kicked out then for been too young, you get a job then for around 40 years or join the social welfare then when your young enough to enjoy your retirement you do drugs, alcohol and you party hard until you go to secondary school and then you go to primary school you become a kid you play and you have no responsibilities at all. Then you become a little baby you then go back into your mothers womb and you stay there for 9 months an then your life finishes off as an orgasm LOL