Let me tell you a story

[WatWatWat]

About a woman i know. When it comes to lovin, she steals the show. I met her in a smokey room. Spilt wine and cheap perfume. For a smile we could share the nite but she yapped on and on and on and i said maybe, she was gonna be the one that saves me. And after all she lives in the country. She doesn't eat smoke laugh takes herbal baths in the country. She got a pain in her chest so she needs alot of rest in the country. She got hit by a few shells now she walks with a limp. They all want 50 coz his on top. But none of them love him like he loves pop. Can you hear me callin, out your name, im fallin again and i don't know wat to say, its me. Cathy come home now. Its so cold let me in your window and stop the world and let me off, at the marquee in Drumlish. . . Coz i'm Mr Brightside.

[samlad]

Oh Wattie, you lyrical gangster.

[JMastodon]

Thought you were going to recite the whole verse of Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC there for a minute:

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
Oh, she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
She ain't exactly small
42-39-56
You could say she's got it ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

[anon361]

Thought you were going to recite the whole verse of Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC there for a minute:

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
Oh, she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
She ain't exactly small
42-39-56
You could say she's got it ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, I thought it was a Rolling Stones Lyric but not the first time our Watty has plagiarised, he best stick to the one liners me reckons
Small Town Girl Lyrics thrown in also.. and Don't Stop Believing, seems he really like the group Journey LOL

[Lara Mills]

I'm still giggling over Wuthering Heights... imagining the dance while reading this Genius

[stringfurtcool]

Whats this the Lyrics board now?

[mellors]

Aah WWW...once i thought I saw you across a crowded, hazy bar