Trading Place’s...

[Epsilon]

respect

Thank you

[Quarterpoundher]

First.
I would be QPH for an hour just to explore that vast intellect and nip down to pc world, for a new lap top....
YouTube - Classic Sesame Street - Wide Open Spaces

then off to be Brenda for a couple of hours.
then malena......and carmen...the list goes on
then Rod Stewart..cause he is an ugly bastard but what a list of women he has had. I want to know his secret... YouTube - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart (HQ Audio)
Bill Gates for a few mins and transfere some funds.... to me...
Amy Winehouse for a while... what goes on in her head...
then back to boring old me for a rest.

Like the link, Low blow my man, (I’m off again, bye ) …but not a million miles out…)

Here one that I don’t recall making it onto Sesame Street.

YouTube - The Count Censored

Bill Gates is a good one but whatever you do, doesn’t be Amy Winehouse first, you’d never negotiate the front door of the bank never mind transfer the funds.

But be careful what you wish for, if you were me before you were Brenda or Malena then my non puntering ways might stick and the implications of those two hotties leaving the field of play here are incalculable.


Diana...

I guess something was lust in translation...

I Like the BB song, you obviously have a room with a view, looking onto myriad Vista’s and panoramic settings….

Here one for ya…(when your not feeling as romantically inclined…)

YouTube - Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana

[Epsilon]

I think i may have discovered QPH's real identity..... OMG!!!

YouTube - Darth Vader Feels Blue

[Quarterpoundher]

I think i may have discovered QPH's real identity..... OMG!!!

YouTube - Darth Vader Feels Blue

That’s brilliant ….I did not see that coming…..I’m off back to the Death Star, grab Han Solo and Chew some bacca and get my ass back to the other rim (Ouch)

See below for some funny Star Wars lines

jardMail - Star Wars Double Entendres

But I’m more this….

YouTube - Dueling Banjos - Deliverance [Weee Weeee! HQ]

also see this. it’s a movie classic…and guarantees to tighten any ass hole…even Jakes… and

YouTube - Squeel Like A Pig!!!

[Epsilon]

That’s brilliant ….I did not see that coming…..I’m off back to the Death Star, grab Han Solo and Chew some bacca and get my ass back to the other rim (Ouch)

See below for some funny Star Wars lines

jardMail - Star Wars Double Entendres

But I’m more this….

YouTube - Dueling Banjos - Deliverance [Weee Weeee! HQ]

also see this. it’s a movie classic…and guarantees to tighten any ass hole…even Jakes… and

YouTube - Squeel Like A Pig!!!

Just like back home on the porch with maa & paa.. and the rest o' the clan. i'll show you the pics some day.

[Quarterpoundher]

Just like back home on the porch with maa & paa.. and the rest o' the clan. i'll show you the pics some day.

No need…….I still have the scars (SORRY, SORRY, a thousand times SORRY, I couldn’t resist).

[Epsilon]

No need…….I still have the scars (SORRY, SORRY, a thousand times SORRY, I couldn’t resist).

you asked for whats coming next.......

[Epsilon]

No need…….I still have the scars (SORRY, SORRY, a thousand times SORRY, I couldn’t resist).

The aunties are headin to Cork... now ur fucked...

[Epsilon]

my uncle bob is tracking your ip address

[Quarterpoundher]

The aunties are headin to Cork... now ur fucked...

How did you get a photo of my Bitches???? An all in the one place at the one time, the two on the left are supposed to be at the Galway races and the rest all around about, oh the Pimp face is ON when I getta hold of em…

YouTube - 50 Cent - P.I.M.P.: Snoop Dogg Remix

Keep your MoFO pimp ass outa my business Epsilon, I got the finest fillies in the biz…..deal bro…

(God is there anything as ridiculous as a white Irishman tryna sound all gangsta, it jus don fly brotha)

PS

They look like a bunch of Easy Riders…. but where are the Uncles???…