so i was in the shop there today and got chatting to an old lady and i asked her did she ever try 69? well she said nope i never tried 69 but in the summer of 1935 when i was in the navy i did shag 100 men that one lovely night! little mer was like holy shit woman then she said shit is not holy it is smelly then i said jasus im may go there is somebody coming for me to bring me somewhere..... then she said on that night in 1935 there was 100 men cumming for me

so anyway i ran away but before i left i got me meself a pair of boxers and when i was at the till paying the old woman was standing there and winked at me and said back in 1935 she had the pleasure of removing 100 boxers haha

i ran home and cried then and had a lovely bowl of corn flakes

goodnight now and flick my bean if you can find it babes