Why always me!!
"They say the aroma of singed hair makes gives a man a raging erection, I just wanna be on the safe side."
Last edited by AbsoluteNoob; 15-05-13 at 17:19.
A Blonde walks into a bar, barman says "why the".......ah mick you just ruined the joke with your lighter.
hair today,gone tomorrow.
orrrrrrrr...
he says:I told you with me you would light up the room.
orrrrrr.....
she says: i had a burning desire,that was not what i meant,and no the fire extinguisher is not down there!
Last edited by benin; 24-05-13 at 00:07.
When I said "higher baby" I meant your eyes not your hand
Mmmm-hmm
I said "light my CIG not light my WIG" you pillock!
Arrrgh! You were being literal when you said if I didn't sleep with you, you would fire me!
I am only getting my own back,you nearly poked my eye out!!!
They say smoking is bad for your health.