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  1. 10-04-13, 17:53 #1
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    For life.

    Went old school and bought a pay per view porno.

    Its really weird. All these blonde people with pseudo latin accents fucking with all the desperation of dying men...whilst the women gasp and moan like beached narwahls.

    Also the reason I like hair down there? It stops skin farts. I hate skin farts.thwack thwack flurrp. Eww

    So. As the last porno thread was a zombie thread. What "full length" porn movies are worth watching.

    And nothing wierd.like two sleeping women on sunbeds essentially getting molested who then wake up and are all like "Rape? How delightful" flurrp flurrp flurrp.
    Last edited by Cassandra; 10-04-13 at 17:55.
    What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    For life.

    Went old school and bought a pay per view porno.

    Its really weird. All these blonde people with pseudo latin accents fucking with all the desperation of dying men...whilst the women gasp and moan like beached narwahls.

    Also the reason I like hair down there? It stops skin farts. I hate skin farts.thwack thwack flurrp. Eww

    So. As the last porno thread was a zombie thread. What "full length" porn movies are worth watching.

    And nothing wierd.like two sleeping women on sunbeds essentially getting molested who then wake up and are all like "Rape? How delightful" flurrp flurrp flurrp.
    Sounds like it might have been a slow night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluefan1 View Post
    Sounds like it might have been a slow night?
    Cant work late nights in a hotel.
    What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    Cant work late nights in a hotel.
    Go onto Tubestack on line everything you want there free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big J View Post
    Go onto Tubestack on line everything you want there free.
    Tubestack, never used it. Thanks for the tip
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    Skin fart? "thwack, thwack, flurp ew", haha Cassandra you cray!
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    Cassy, take a wee walk in fresh air to refresh your mind and do not watch too much Pornos,pls,pls..,hun...
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    Quote Originally Posted by La Toya View Post
    Cassy, take a wee walk in fresh air to refresh your mind and do not watch too much Pornos,pls,pls..,hun...
    Think I will. These sex fumes must be getting to me lol
    What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    Think I will. These sex fumes must be getting to me lol
    BAT SHIT CRAZY WOMAN that is what u are
    ********************THE WHORIN AND TOURING NEWS************************
    no more news thats all folks, it was a pleasure
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    Quote Originally Posted by saoirsemac View Post
    BAT SHIT CRAZY WOMAN that is what u are
    But I have cookies. Everyone loves cookies.
    What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔
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