Originally Posted by
JAMESCORK
Im the main character in a movie called "the Vow... you never kept"
I am played by Gerard Butler and my love interest is played my Cameron Diaz. Anyway... Cameron is head over heels in love with Gerard and vows to give him sex as soon as they get engaged. Gerard, anticipating mind blowing sex rushes down to Tiffanys and buys a motherfucker of a rock and hurries home. As he rounds the corner to Cammies house he fails to notice she was doing yoga on the front driveway and he smashes into her giving her an almighty whack into the head. Luckily she is not killed but unfortunately loses her memory.
Cammie returns home from hospital and Gerard goes down on one knee. Cameron, doesn't remember the vow, but takes the ring anyway (wouldn't ya just know it pfffff...) The rest of the movie centers around Gerards vain attempts to get Cameron cured of her memory loss so he can basically get into her bed and shag her.
I'm not telling ye the end cos I dont want to spoil it for ye.