Excuses to get out the house

[WatWatWat]

I'm headin into town to give a young wan a gud c n 2.

[Morpheus]

Sam: Just nipping out, love.

Mrs Sam: Okay. Lock the door. Ring me about 20 minutes before you come back.

Sam: Will do. You look sexy by the way.

Mrs Sam: Thought you were going out?

See... easy

Errr...I thought you don't see escorts Sam? So why are you making excuses to the missus??

[wakka]

Errr...I thought you don't see escorts Sam? So why are you making excuses to the missus??

He just wants to get outta the house..no reason

[Morpheus]

I've never been in a co-habitating situation, so my need for making excuses is non-existent! But I imagine that for me, if I ever find myself in need of making excuses, that 'going to the gym' will be my go-to excuses, as for me, since I'm a frequent gym-goer, will make my excuse a plausible one!

I haven't been in a steady relationship since starting seeing escorts.

However, if I were in a realtionship, my excuse would have to be "I've been called into work" (as that's all I seem to do!)

If I said I was going to the gym, she would definitely smell a rat!

[longtipp]

When I used need an excuse, I'd take a shower and say I was going to the pub. Before i'd come back I'd either stop off for 1, or I'd have a few cans hid in the boot of the car for emergency. (I always shower on a workday before going out unless I go to the pub directly from work.)

[Curvaceous Kate]

When I used need an excuse, I'd take a shower and say I was going to the pub. Before i'd come back I'd either stop off for 1, or I'd have a few cans hid in the boot of the car for emergency. (I always shower on a workday before going out unless I go to the pub directly from work.)

I know this is hard to believe, but I have had clients say that they can't take a shower, as they're wife would smell a rat. I would love to know what they are normally smelling!!!! Poor wives lol.

[amylove69]

I know this is hard to believe, but I have had clients say that they can't take a shower, as they're wife would smell a rat. I would love to know what they are normally smelling!!!! Poor wives lol.

I hear this alllll the time ,, but I ask " so will your wife be sucking your cock the min you walk in the door if so what the fuck you doing here"

My fav visitor was one day just before xmas ,, young guy (if your reading ya it did make me laugh) from sligo took his girlfriend christmas shopping for day in Galway and left her ,, how I have no idea ,, and came to me for half hour showered fucked showered again and headed back into town ,,, but what made me laugh is ,, no matter how mad she may have been with him for getting lost for an hour she would never have for a min suspected that he had been fucking someone else ,, this is what I believe is the thrill of seeing an escort as opposed to trying to pull in a club on a night out ,, ask no questions an no questions to be answered ...

[Cable87]

I haven't been in a steady relationship since starting seeing escorts.

However, if I were in a realtionship, my excuse would have to be "I've been called into work" (as that's all I seem to do!)

If I said I was going to the gym, she would definitely smell a rat!

Well, we've each got to use the one that seems most believable to the 'better half'! If work is the excuse that would get you past her, then best to use it!

[Curvaceous Kate]

I hear this alllll the time ,, but I ask " so will your wife be sucking your cock the min you walk in the door if so what the fuck you doing here"

My fav visitor was one day just before xmas ,, young guy (if your reading ya it did make me laugh) from sligo took his girlfriend christmas shopping for day in Galway and left her ,, how I have no idea ,, and came to me for half hour showered fucked showered again and headed back into town ,,, but what made me laugh is ,, no matter how mad she may have been with him for getting lost for an hour she would never have for a min suspected that he had been fucking someone else ,, this is what I believe is the thrill of seeing an escort as opposed to trying to pull in a club on a night out ,, ask no questions an no questions to be answered ...

I met a lovely guy in his early 30's in Newcastle (England) once. We had a great time together and afterwards, while still catching breath he picked up two bags and asked me to choose a shirt for him to wear. I asked him what the shirt was going to be worn for and he said... my wedding!!! The guy was meant to be out shopping for a wedding suit!!!!!

I hope I chose the one that she would like lol.

[longtipp]

I know this is hard to believe, but I have had clients say that they can't take a shower, as they're wife would smell a rat. I would love to know what they are normally smelling!!!! Poor wives lol.

I guess if a guy doesn't regularly shower, his wife would even wonder where he showered. Due to allergies, I rarely use deodorant/antiperspirant/aftershave, so I regularly shower twice a day.