most embarrassing moment

[Starsky]

What was your most embarrassing moment with an escort?
I remember one time when I walked into the wrong escort's room bollock naked after my shower, she kindly redirected me to the right room.

Another time I was having a shower when the water turned boiling hot. I couldnt get it back to normal, I tried opening the door but it was one of those stupid slidey/pushy ones. So I did what any real man would do, I started screaming like an eejit, Cue escort running in, and easily opening the doors. She couldn't help but burst out laughing

[SophieX]

I was once sharing with a girl who does Dom, she had a booking with a guy who requested P.V.C outfit, boots etc and i had a booking for secretary *outfit* at the same time, you guessed it, we answered the door the each others clients.

Talk about discretion for the clients, turned into a mini orgy though




lol

[wakka]

My most embarrassing moment, or should I say one of them, was with a well known escort on the boards. I decided after some mutual...errr pleasuring at the side of the bed to show off my manliness and pick her up and throw her on the bed. Now what I had forgotten was a, my own strength and b we where at the side of a single narrow bed. So I through her on the bed and of course her head hit the wooden frame of the bed with an almighty thud..needless to say i went pure white, I though i'd knocked her out!!!

Thankfully no damage done but i wanted the earth to swallow me whole lol

[Starsky]

What was your most embarrassing moment with an escort?
I remember one time when I walked into the wrong escort's room bollock naked after my shower, she kindly redirected me to the right room.

Another time I was having a shower when the water turned boiling hot. I couldnt get it back to normal, I tried opening the door but it was one of those stupid slidey/pushy ones. So I did what any real man would do, I started screaming like an eejit, Cue escort running in, and easily opening the doors. She couldn't help but burst out laughing

Meant to add this to my original post -

Ladies have you had any embarrassing moments with clients?

Thanks for taking the initiative Sophie

[WatWatWat]

When i have to take off my boxers.

[EIFII]

When i have to take off my boxers.

... to reveal the leather posing pouch beneath

[Usernamed]

When you ask them if they came and they nudge your chin with there fist and give you a little sigh. *I'm joking. I don't care if they did, it's not my fault the pussy's dead*

[bluefan1]

What was your most embarrassing moment with an escort?
I remember one time when I walked into the wrong escort's room bollock naked after my shower, she kindly redirected me to the right room.

Another time I was having a shower when the water turned boiling hot. I couldnt get it back to normal, I tried opening the door but it was one of those stupid slidey/pushy ones. So I did what any real man would do, I started screaming like an eejit, Cue escort running in, and easily opening the doors. She couldn't help but burst out laughing

I have a propensity for wearing very colourful socks and on my (very) regular visits to see one particular beauty she cannot help but curl up laughing as I begin to remove them. The first time it happened it took a long time to bring her back to the serious business of the appointment.

I'm strong though and I won't be cowed. Instead, I insist upon the rights of men to wear whatever colour socks they desire...even the pink ones!!!

[Fitzy]

Lol I was in the shower I was turning the temperature down and the handle came off in my hand took me ages to fix it when I came out of the shower i was lobster pink lol.

[Bambam1]

I was going hell for leather with an escort and getting no were so i suggested to finish with bj,so after a bit of confusion due to bad english she whipped off the condom and proceeded to give me a good bj after 5 mins i felt i was going to explode and i let her keep going so i started to come and it went everywere,her mouth,face,some on me and some on the bed,she let a grunt out of her and she was disgusted i came in her mouth,the two minutes it took me to get dressed was extremely awkward and very un comfortable lord