Stay at home and pull yourself, free. Best solution in these recessionary times, if you have to look out for your pennies
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Stay at home and pull yourself, free. Best solution in these recessionary times, if you have to look out for your pennies
classic line that,made me laugh,reminded me of why i left the ex wifeOriginally Posted by funlover12
funlover12 (08-03-13)
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what happens then if the girl doesnt drink? just cheap take away meal and a shag
emmasweet (07-03-13)
Put in another context, You are walking up Grafton St., Dublin with Renatha on your arm. U in your best Italian Suit and she is dressed in a short Black Dress, Every guy is staring at the Woman on your arm, Jealous! Oh! Yesss.Is it not worth the moneyTaxi .... €15
Drinks on bar first .....€20
Dinner + wine .....€60 (if your a cheap skate)
Drinks in bar afterwards.......€50 ( you'll meet her friends too)
Taxi back home...... €20
total .......€165
At this stage your to drunk to get it up
Escort €100 and a great ride ..... simples
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Taxi .... 15
Drinks on bar first .....20
Dinner + wine .....60 (if your a cheap skate)
Drinks in bar afterwards.......50 ( you'll meet her friends too)
Taxi back home...... 20
total .......165
At this stage your to drunk to get it up
Escort 100 and a great ride ..... simples
Bloody hell Clyde!! Your dates seem to be a lot cheaper than mine!! This is how my dates used to go (when I was young and foolish!)
First date
Taxi ........ 20
Flowers .....50
Chocs/candy...... 25
Drinks on bar first ........20
Dinner + wine .........100
Drinks in bar afterwards.......60 ( you'll meet her friends too......and trying to impress them!!)
Taxi back home...... 25
And no sex!!!!! Be lucky to get a kiss on the cheek!!
total .......300
Second date
Taxi ........ 20
Flowers .....50
Chocs/candy...... 25
Perfume........85
Drinks on bar first ........20
Dinner + wine .........100
Drinks in bar afterwards.......120 (still trying to impress her friends....blow dosh on champagne!!)
Taxi back home...... 25
And still no sex!!!!! A polite kiss on the cheek is all!!!
total .......445
Third date
Taxi ........ 20
Flowers .....50
Chocs/candy...... 25
Perfume........85
Jewelry........250 (really getting deaperate now!!!)
Drinks on bar first ........20
Dinner + wine .........100
Drinks in bar afterwards.......120 (still buying champagne, but now I have to listen to stories about ex-boyfriends!!)
Taxi back home...... 25
(At this stage I reckon the taxi man is on take as well!!)
And still no hint of a shag!!!!! Get the "lets be friends first" line!!
total .......695
Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, etc dates......ditto. And still no sex!!!!
By contrast;
First date with an escort (after careful research)
Transport - self (no charge)
Car park/parking meter -3
Fee for time and companionship (for an hour) .......200
Absolutely mind blowing sex!!!!! Shaged senseless!! Walk out weak kneed and light headed!!
Total......203......Simples!!! And you wonder why I don't date anymore!!!
"Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
ana massage (08-03-13), Clyde (08-03-13), Derrydoggystyle (09-03-13), name is buck (08-03-13)
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Taxi .... 15
Drinks on bar first .....20
Dinner + wine .....60 (if your a cheap skate)
Drinks in bar afterwards.......50 ( you'll meet her friends too)
Taxi back home...... 20
total .......165
At this stage your to drunk to get it up
Escort 100 and a great ride ..... simples
Not if you dutch with the woman.
Or if you pay for a few dates, merry her and have free sex for a few years until you're sick of it.
(Assuming she is not taking everything when leaving)
Clyde (08-03-13)
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i think if u spent that on a woman esp one out of ur league, she is laughing at uBloody hell Clyde!! Your dates seem to be a lot cheaper than mine!! This is how my dates used to go (when I was young and foolish!)
First date
Taxi ........ €20
Flowers .....€50
Chocs/candy...... €25
Drinks on bar first ........€20
Dinner + wine .........€100
Drinks in bar afterwards.......€60 ( you'll meet her friends too......and trying to impress them!!)
Taxi back home...... €25
And no sex!!!!! Be lucky to get a kiss on the cheek!!
total .......€300
Second date
Taxi ........ €20
Flowers .....€50
Chocs/candy...... €25
Perfume........€85
Drinks on bar first ........€20
Dinner + wine .........€100
Drinks in bar afterwards.......€120 (still trying to impress her friends....blow dosh on champagne!!)
Taxi back home...... €25
And still no sex!!!!! A polite kiss on the cheek is all!!!
total .......€445
Third date
Taxi ........ €20
Flowers .....€50
Chocs/candy...... €25
Perfume........€85
Jewelry........€250 (really getting deaperate now!!!)
Drinks on bar first ........€20
Dinner + wine .........€100
Drinks in bar afterwards.......€120 (still buying champagne, but now I have to listen to stories about ex-boyfriends!!)
Taxi back home...... €25
(At this stage I reckon the taxi man is on take as well!!)
And still no hint of a shag!!!!! Get the "lets be friends first" line!!
total .......€695
Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, etc dates......ditto. And still no sex!!!!
By contrast;
First date with an escort (after careful research)
Transport - self (no charge)
Car park/parking meter -€3
Fee for time and companionship (for an hour) .......€200
Absolutely mind blowing sex!!!!! Shaged senseless!! Walk out weak kneed and light headed!!
Total......€203......Simples!!! And you wonder why I don't date anymore!!!
pfft and them women judge us, gold diggers are merely part time hookers
plus if u bought me perfume and jewellery over 300e on the second date, my first taught wud be sap or stalker sorry
on
u can rent escorts, not actual girlfriends if they dnt like u for u, then move on
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A Cheap date by most peoples standards!Taxi .... €15
Drinks on bar first .....€20
Dinner + wine .....€60 (if your a cheap skate)
Drinks in bar afterwards.......€50 ( you'll meet her friends too)
Taxi back home...... €20
total .......€165
At this stage your to drunk to get it up
Escort €100 and a great ride ..... simples
If it's a date with the girl you adore and just think the world of and cherish every moment with her, you can't put a price on that and as for the lads wanting a shag at the end of it, to fucking right I'd milk every fuckin bit of money out of you and not put out, call it the price of being after one thing.
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actual that is very true statement, in real if i knew the guy just wanted a shag id milk it to fuck ur right and not put out a single inch,
where as if the guy sat me by the canal, brought dutch and gold and chips, and just wanted to spend time with me not my in my knickers
(btw my best ever date was that, no not a chav we where students piss broke and he brought a candle too)
he prob get laid
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