Thank god no perish the thought .Originally Posted by Starsky
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
I've almost been caught a couple of times, they were such close calls I contemplated giving up masturbation. 5 minutes later though I put that ridiculous thought out of my head
I will play with the toys that god has given me .
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I was scratching my nads on the sofa the other day when Mrs Sam walked into the room, and just as a knee-jerk reaction, I quickly withdrew my hand, with a look on my face that illustrated a kid with chocolate around his mouth denying that he ate the chocolate cake
Mrs Sam to this day still does not believe me
Bad mistake you should have left your hands where they were lol.I was scratching my nads on the sofa the other day when Mrs Sam walked into the room, and just as a knee-jerk reaction, I quickly withdrew my hand, with a look on my face that illustrated a kid with chocolate around his mouth denying that he ate the chocolate cake
Mrs Sam to this day still does not believe me
I will play with the toys that god has given me .
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