Ever been caught masturbating?

[Stephanie]

One of my mates came home from pub one night few sheets to de wind...stuck on babestation n fell asleep
woke up in the morning wit a blanket over him and his cock still in his hand...his ma had woke up n found him on de couch

Awkward.....!

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[Stephanie]

I never got caught having a chuck lol.but looking back I think I was twelve at the time me sisters mate was having a piss all the boys were around at me Ma house playing football out the back . The jacks was at the back of the house facing the garden . One of me mates shouted he was looking at the window fitzy your sisters mate is having a piss take a look at this .well fitzy being fitzy put his head to far in the window know the window was open at the time lol she stood up turned around I got a eye full . She was a big girl she shouted you dirty bastard the next thing I knew I was being pulled through the window by the hair . Me sister went mad told Ma but in fairness me said Ma said to my sister boys that age are very curious . I still see my sisters mate a lot we still have a laugh about the first pussy I seen lol.

Dude ! That needs to be translated like... into proper English like !!

[Stephanie]

i was one time masturbating and my dog catch me while i was doing it
had to stop as it was very uncomfortable for me


pmsl ...lol

That is the most disconcerting thing !!!

My two little girl dogs sleep in the bedroom with me, one at my feet under the cover..

If/when I decide to play, they look at me funny. It is just SO wrong !!

I have to sneak around and give them some treats to distract them !!

Dyslexia, for God's sake, leave me !!!!

[dob]

I heard a true story about a guy who was arrested with a copy of The SUn and his pants around his ankles in his parked car on a busy Cork city steet

[Starsky]

That is the most disconcerting thing !!!

My two little girl dogs sleep in the bedroom with me, one at my feet under the cover..

If/when I decide to play, they look at me funny. It is just SO wrong !!

I have to sneak around and give them some treats to distract them !!

Dyslexia, for God's sake, leave me !!!!

Must be a bit off putting alright

[AbsoluteNoob]

Got caught by my brother wen I was 16...was in my room THOUGHT I had de hse to myself
even went as far as using a johnny,was treating myself to a posh one lol wen he walked in...and the only thing I cud utter was "do u mind im trying to do something" hahaha never forget it!!

I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am now ..... that is excellent. "Do you mind, I'm trying to do something?"

[funlover12]

I don't masturbate.

ah so your one of those wankers in the 1% who dont..












admit to it in public
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[n73]

ah so your one of those wankers in the 1% who dont..












admit to it in public
.
.

Nope, I just don't,









Do it.

[Clyde]

Nope, I just don't,









Do it.

I used to ....... A lot like you bud no more there's no need when you fuck all the time, hell you need the reserves ......

[Usernamed]

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Yes. It turned out to be the most awkward funeral ever.