The Onion-- Finest News Source in The WORLD!

**Cable87** · 18-02-13, 22:06

They got this one right, no doubt about it!!!!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man...be-so-e,31304/

**samlad** · 18-02-13, 22:08

Well, another satisfied customer!

**gamey27** · 18-02-13, 22:34

I thought that was Morrissey for a second.

**Cable87** · 18-02-13, 22:38

Originally Posted by gamey27

I thought that was Morrissey for a second.

The guy DOES look a bit like him-- a very middle-aged him! Glad he had such a life-altering experience seeing a professional for the first time!

**ladiesman217** · 18-02-13, 23:53

I very much doubt his wife was best pleased down the hair salon getting her hair done when on comes the news and her hubby admitting that he had sex with another woman.

**very shy guy** · 19-02-13, 00:43

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

I very much doubt his wife was best pleased down the hair salon getting her hair done when on comes the news and her hubby admitting that he had sex with another woman.

Could have been worse,another man or what about an animal,bet that would give the blue rinse brigade something to talk about.

**Cassandra** · 19-02-13, 00:46

you do know the Onion is a joke website right? Relax,no males were denied dinner after this newsreport.

And Cable,once again ,you are a ray of nerd so bright you make me smile

(don't tell DubLad I said that) :P

**Dub Lad** · 19-02-13, 01:10

The Onion movie was frickin awesome and so so funny

**Dub Lad** · 19-02-13, 01:11

Originally Posted by Cassandra

you do know the Onion is a joke website right? Relax,no males were denied dinner after this newsreport.

And Cable,once again ,you are a ray of nerd so bright you make me smile

(don't tell DubLad I said that) :P

You cut me deep Cassandra, real deep, I am devastated!

**Cable87** · 19-02-13, 08:31

Originally Posted by Cassandra

you do know the Onion is a joke website right? Relax,no males were denied dinner after this newsreport.

And Cable,once again ,you are a ray of nerd so bright you make me smile

(don't tell DubLad I said that) :P

My dear, dear Cassandra...

I was reading the Onion back when you were a PRE-NOOB, before you even knew what a NOOB was! And probably before the term was in common usage anyway... But yes of course, I in fact DO know it's a joke news site-- but THIS story id TRUE!

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