Confess your sins to Father Casey...

[Patricia]

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Go ahead, get it out!

Pat x

[westside]

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Go ahead, get it out!

Pat x

I hope you dont confess Sweetie.You'll see the Father out if you do or wait have you?

Sincerely,
Westside

[mrsbrown]

I would like to confess that i have had several impure thoughts about having a water-sports party with your good self and Sarah.Do you think there would be any remote possibility of me fulfilling these dreams and if so how much would you charge as a "water-sports" duo?

[Sarah]

[QUOTE=mrsbrown;31665]I would like to confess that i have had several impure thoughts about having a water-sports party with your good self and Sarah.QUOTE]

That's good those are only thoughts Mrs Brown, I am sure if you will pray and pray and ask for forgivenes it will be given for you.
Just one question skip my mind ,would that be 3 or 2+1 ?

[Quarterpoundher]

True story,

I was sent to confession as part of pre-communion training and every single time I could only ever think of the same couple of things to confess to,

IE

Broke a window playing football

Cursed at my Parents.

Kicked the dog, that sort of thing...

I mean for Christ sake what more could a 7 year old get up to, but on waiting my turn to enter the confession box for the third time with the rest of my class, I racked my brain for something, anything different to tell him, as I was embarrassed to trot out the same old stuff that I did previous, I was still trying to think of something on entering the confession box, and was not really paying full attention to what the priest was mumbling on the far side, and when he asked me if I had anything to confess, I instantly and absent mindedly replied...

“What do you want to hear ?”

To which there was a brief silence in the darkness, followed by the priest collapsing in a fit of laughter.

[bigpaws]

The last time I went to confession I decided to be 100% honest and told the priest that I'd seen several dozen escorts, masturbated furiously on a daily basis to countless forms of pornogarphy sometimes with the aid of a sex chat-line and I had engaged in any number of defiant sexual acts with women who were complete strangers that I'd met for one-night stands ................ the sound in his bearly audible scream convinced me never to return to the confession box ........... I was twelve by the way.

Paws