What recession?

[RicFlair]

Very poetic RicFlair, with true style as always. When the end finally comes, I suggest we all grab an escort each and head up to the Sugarloaf. We can nominate one of us, who is musically talented to play the part of Nero, and we can all make merry and frolic while the emerald isle goes down the shithole. Can you play the lyre buy any chance Ric?

I'm afraid I'm not a very musical person.

But in the end as I shoot my final load across the tits and faces of my hand-picked chosen lovies I will shout one final time...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[carlos marvado]

I would'nt shout too loud brother Ric, or Hacksaw might crack you across the skull with his 2 by 4 for interupting his final shag!

[RicFlair]

I would'nt shout too loud brother Ric, or Hacksaw might crack you across the skull with his 2 by 4 for interupting his final shag!

The only wood being shung around me is my own. Unless there's a decent T-Girl around.

[bigpaws]

The most poverty stricken nations on earth have a thriving prostitution market in one form or another ................. what does that tell you????

Paws

[carlos marvado]

The sooner we f***ing become a third world banana republic again, the better.

[katxxx]

Actually there is a lot of truth in RicFlairs post..... My friends think I'm crazy, when I tell them it's no point paying for charities, who give out food... there is plenty of land in Africa, so there should be more of them teaching to farm and how to sustain themselves etc.... If there is a big disaster, lots of disese etc. in a country, it's destiny, it's called natural selection, there was nobody to help these people a 100 or so years ago, they just died, or made do by themselves. Same in Europe, when it got too populated, it was always struck by pest, or some disese, the strong survived, the weak died = natural selection.
Things will have to turn around sooner or later. We will just have a different kind of "pest", and the strong will survive yet again...

I'm afraid to say though, when the North pool will be gone, almost all of Ireland will be under water= therefore all the little Irish leprecorns will need to move to Mainland Europe...

As regards to punting, most good escorts can still make money, I do think it is due to more people using the internet as a norm every day tool now. they google, they look, they come. Also like it or not, the papers, telly are giving us free advertising, putting the little bug into the ears of horney, sex deprived man too.
However, I don't think that the number of reviewes reflect the number of punts.... the rats and negative reviwes are on the rise, I feel. You know how it goes, if you have a negative experince in a shop you will tell it to more people, then a positive one. Same rule applies here. When I post on the other site, often I find out I've shagged half of the guys posting on there, but they haven't written a reviwe for me, eventhough they do generally write them. Normally they just say, you have lots of nice once, so what is the point repeating themselves. I beth you though, if I'd piss a guy off, he would be straight to the computer...
After my long monologe, I conclude, that the number of reviwes are not a true refletction of the number of punts, or how busy individual escorts are... sorry you have wasted your time Carlos

[thehighwayman]

Theres only one solution, less marriages in the future. Single men have more money to spend. A wife only wastes your money. It's alot cheaper seeing an escort and having a girlfriend at a safe distance.

[carlos marvado]

I'm afraid to say though, when the North pool will be gone, almost all of Ireland will be under water= therefore all the little Irish leprecorns will need to move to Mainland Europe...

When I post on the other site, often I find out I've shagged half of the guys posting on there, but they haven't written a reviwe for me,

After my long monologe, I conclude, that the number of reviwes are not a true refletction of the number of punts, or how busy individual escorts are... sorry you have wasted your time Carlos

Kat, when the North Pole is gone, I and countless others will head for Budapest and Prague. How do you fancy giving Hungarian lessons?

Mea Culpa, Kat. I have to put my hands up to being one of those tardy guys that you shagged, but who never got around to doing a review.

And finally, research is never a waste of time. It broadens the mind and helps you think outside the box. Even if you only end up with more questions then answers.

[lordjohn]

Fair Play Carlos for your stasticial analysis of the boards usage and Ric Flair I am impressed with your theory of the demise of the human race.

But the underlying question is with the increase of competition amoung the escorts will the prices come down ? or will we still be paying €150/€250 as the wall of water is heading our way !!

[Quarterpoundher]

Actually there is a lot of truth in RicFlairs post..... My friends think I'm crazy, when I tell them it's no point paying for charities, who give out food... there is plenty of land in Africa, so there should be more of them teaching to farm and how to sustain themselves etc.... If there is a big disaster, lots of disese etc. in a country, it's destiny, it's called natural selection, there was nobody to help these people a 100 or so years ago, they just died, or made do by themselves. Same in Europe, when it got too populated, it was always struck by pest, or some disese, the strong survived, the weak died = natural selection.
Things will have to turn around sooner or later. We will just have a different kind of "pest", and the strong will survive yet again...

Kat,

What you say about Africa having enough fertile land to feed itself is true, but unfortunately it is not enough to have land or the expertise to farm it, the main problem there I feel is the burden of dept placed on them by supposedly developed Western countries, they are simply running to stand still in servicing this dept. and I feel its one of the crimes of all time not to release them of this burden. If you wanted to look at it in purely business terms then it would make perfect sense to do this as you would eventually have a developed African Continent with which to trade instead of aid.

Suppose the US after the second world war, when it was the only man left standing in terms of its economic strength, instead of implementing the Marshall plan, which is really the fore runner of the EU, and kick started Europe’s recovery, did absolutely nothing, where would we be now, we would be not to far ahead of Africa today, we owe much to the Marshall plan of post war Europe, and I think its incumbent on us to do something similar for Africa today, my god they’ve more then earned it.

I’ll give you an example of why having fertile land and an ability to farm it is not enough without the political will to achieve it. You cannot get more fertile then Ireland, but we suffered one of the worst famines ever at one time, and the main reason was the political culture of the ruling power at that time ensured the success of a famine because of their policy,

Those policy’s were chiefly to get as much grain out of Ireland as possible, which left the bulk of the population dependent on one food source, the humble spud, and why the spud you may ask, the main reason was that it had the best nutrition to area of land ratio then open to the average paddy and also it responded well to the only fertilizer then available to dirt poor people, and that was the very soot from their chimney’s, the very cottage I’m in right now would have had its chimney soot used in just the same way, by my ancestors, Indeed my house here has two chimneys and whenever the second one was added back in the day, its a given that the person who did so had to pay the landlord in the big house for trying to improve his lot, as any improvement in either house or an increase in the area of land automatically incurred a huge financial penalty, so the seeds where set for the eventual failure of the entire crop to fail in the 1840’s as a direct consequence of government policy, not an act of god, or natural selection. The days of natural selection for mankind started to end with the advent of farming, and ended completely with the advent of global transport and communication infrastructure, no famine’s truly natural. there is always a human element.

I feel something similar is being imposed on Africa as was once imposed on us, namely a denying of options, I keep harking back to that theme I know, but it applies to entire Continents just as much as it does to Individuals.

You also say there is no point in giving to the poor, I disagree, one of the greatest gestures in history was preformed by a tribe of American Indians, who even though persecuted themselves and with next to nothing, banded together and sent what they could to help us, when they heard of our Famine in the 1840’s, this in an age with no instant news channels, net, mobiles, from thousands of miles away, when our nearest neighbours ignored us and indeed sent extra military forces here to fight of the starving masses from ships loaded with grain for the more lucrative foreign market.

Yesterdays poor are today’s elite, today’s poor are tomorrow’s elite, we do well to aid them as they may aid us in the future. Those Indian’s manifest humanity will not be forgotten, and but for the vagaries of history, and happenstance go us all...


Ric,

You say the North pole will melt and become part of the Ocean, sorry ric but even now in its frozen state its still part of the Ocean as its almost all sitting in it, and as frozen water has a higher volume then liquid its possible that the sea levels might fall upon melting, which would be a day for Carlos to rejoice as the land bridge to the “Mainland” would once again be opened only this time we all should agree to rush them this time instead.


Carlos

Your original post was very good, beats George Lee any day of the week, could anyone from Dublin please, please, please shove that little twerp into the liffey next time you see him doing a piece to camera, he’s a one man recession on legs and has done more to talk us into a recession then anyone. I’d pay top dollar to see Carlos go toe to toe with him

On the bigger picture, I wouldn’t be to concerned, there was a time in our history that the total sum of our species numbers was a mere few thousand, a bad flu could have knocked us out back then, Yes were a little crowded now, but there’s safety in numbers, and if the resources we have were distributed fairly, we’d all get over our current global glitch unscathed, but that won’t happen unfortunately without a paradigm shift in Humans long held way of thinking, (IE I’m all right Jack)

There are always solutions to any problem, take Coal/Oil, we’ve only been using them for 200 years or so, and the sooner they run out the better we’ll all be, as it is by its nature finite.and depending on something finite is not the smartest mindset to have. Oil in particular has caused more ecological and social imbalances more then any benefit it afforded us. WWII only became truly global when Japan entered the war, and it did so primarily in response to the US imposing an oil embargo on Japan, and they took steps to secure it for themselves. Hence Pearl Harbor and subsequent hold US has had over the world and its contribution in turn to bolstering up corrupt regimes in the Middle East, why ? again to secure oil, and there reprehencablie actions over the last 50 years have only served to engender hatred of them in that part of the world, and things came full circle on 9/11 when the hens came home to roost.

Its passing will force us to come up with alternatives, and there are plenty out there.

We all know the alternatives muted, solar, wind, wave etc. but with a little imagination there are many more. Its a sciencetic fact that the barren and wasted land that is the moon has enough energy on its surface to last us indefinitely as particles of isotope helium-3 are deposited there and trapped in the dust from the solar wind and have built up over eons in the airless, never changing environment. This substance is rare on earth but common there and is much suited for safer, cleaner reactors, nothing like the ones around now, I read that a square meter (not sure of the exact area) held the equivalent energy of a million tonnes of coal, and we already know how to get there, eventually someone will do as Kennedy did and set sail there again, not this time to beat the Russians, but for far more valuable reasons.

Any how, sorry for rattling that off, just in contemplative mood.