Fact: More money is spent on boob-jobs and Viagra than on alzheimer research! by the year 2040 the elderly will have perky boobs and stiff willys and no fecking idea why
Fact 2 im a weird fucking human being
Fact 3 on this day baby jesus was still in his mothers belly and saying hurry up mama and get me the fuck out of here im claustrophobic in here and everytime you fart its like im getting a bubble bath
Fact 4 i touched my little willy today
peace out all