Call me strange but why would anyone be intimate with animals? i mean come on? and imagine being with a woman who has just been out "riding" a horse or "stroking " the dog. sick!!!!
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Call me strange but why would anyone be intimate with animals? i mean come on? and imagine being with a woman who has just been out "riding" a horse or "stroking " the dog. sick!!!!
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The Money.
Its the money the onwewrs are interested in and thats it.They dont care or neccessarily like beastily but they do like generating the money.Originally Posted by RicFlair
Lets be fair everybody, I'm sure it won't be the first horse cock Naomi's had her hands on. After all, we clients are just a bunch of animals as well.
But seriously though I've wondered before (not that I'm into it or anything) have any of you guys and girls had or heard of experiences with beastiality? Like obviously people do it because there are some weird websites out there. Who the fuck are these crazy fuckers?
Also has anyone got any weird/funny/fucked-up stories of it?
I know of several ppl high up in this industry who i would be surprised if they used escorts.I know a guy here in Cork, one of the biggest importers of drugs in this country and he doesnt smoke,doesnt hold drugs let alone take them and he drinks occaissionally but isnt a heavy drinker.That is a fact.A respectable guy too.
The bottom line is just because someone is making money from something doesnt mean that like it or even agree with it, its just their way of earning the money that they want.they see a market and money and thats all.the morals and rights or wrongs dont even enter the equation.
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I’m deadly serious here...
Naomi, or anyone remotely concidering this...
As someone who breeds Horses and as a result has to be in close proximity to the event, please take it from me that you do not want to be anywhere within kicking distance of a Stallion who’s blood is up, they do not just stand there passively, they are extremely aggressive, unpredictable and mobile, and no matter what anyone tells you, an aroused Stallion is IMPOSSIBLE to fully control. If they kick you full force they have the potential to kill, so no amount of money is worth it. They also instinctively bite anything that’s in front of them.
That guy is sickest puppy in the pound, and the reason he is offering so much is because he knows full well the dangers involved and is hoping to trick someone who does not know about Horse’s, Pls.Pls. Pls. don’t anyone have anything to do with it, as I’m certain he will not be paying for your Hospital bills or reconstructive surgery should a Stallion kick or stand on your face.
On a lighter note, to ricflairs question, I have had a few unwanted advances made to me while in the middle of an 20 acre field with a Stallion with the Horn and nothing to lavish his attention on but me, and there is no sound in nature quite as unsettling as that of a Stallion galloping up behind you with one thing on his mind, I’m pretty certain I shaved a few hundreds of a second off of the Hundred meters record once or twice...with a few hurdles included for good measure...lol
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Never thought of the first point.
Now thats some funny shit.Bet you moved fast alright.I thought i held the unofficial unlimited sprint after my dog and a bull got into each others faces but i doubt it now.
Incidently i love horses (dont have the land ,time or money to have them), id love to travel on a horse.Lovely animals but i do keep back a bit from the hind legs.I know nothing about them but knough enough to know that if a scrap broke out i wouldnt stand a chance.
Breeding horses sounds cool,
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Girls beware of of Pig farmers.
Hey Quarterpoundher,
Its really good to see your still dropping in. I've missed your enormous contributions around here.
I've just been talking with a friend and he had an interesting beastiality story. Apparently a TV show in Brazil caught it on camera by accident. Basically it was one of these prank shows that places a guy hidding in your house. When the mark arrives home he jumps out of the closet and scares the shite out of the mark. As you can aggree its quality entertainment for the whole family.
Anyway the guys hidding the closet and the girl that lives there comes home. Instead of going into the bedroom she sits in the kitchen and applies some sauce to her pussy. Then she has the house cat come over and give her a good lick-out. Now I don't know if its true, but is funny because the TV show didn't know what to do.
Anyway as heads-up to all the girls on the site - BEWARE OF PIG FARMERS. Apparently a male pig can produce a pint or more of semen. So if you are doing CIM on a pig, make sure you charge by the pint.
Last edited by RicFlair; 21-06-08 at 16:36. Reason: slow computer, posted it by accident before finishing it. WTF
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High ya Half / Ricflair,
The Red Arrows wouldn’t have kept up with me.
I wanted to say West that I read your post on a day in the life of Westie, and I have to admit, I read it with my mouth open, I’m a non punter, but I’d actually pay money to follow you around for the day (At a safe distance lol) what are your rates lol.
On breeding Horses west, I’m not Coolmore or anything, I haven’t the money either (bad weather, prices, sob sob sob) [violins playing in the background] I only breed about 4 to 8 a year, mostly Smithfield type Horses as there easier to sell and less paperwork, with the odd thourghbred as you’d never know your luck, but there a lot of hassle. I mainly have people bring there Mares here to be covered by old Ever ready Eddie, I call him that as his always up to the task, all day, everyday.
If yere interested I have a funny one about the worlds worst job, which involves something called a teaser stallion whose sole purpose is to ascertain if a mare is receptive or not, and he never gets any action, ever.
On the serious Issue of Naomi’s post, I’d just like to make you aware of the dangers involved in just the normal handling of a Stallion that is fully expecting to get his oats and the extreme danger in what that creep is trying to get someone to do.
It’s dangerous enough covering a mare in an open yard with at least two or more men who know what they’re doing on their feet ready to react and get out of the way.
What he seems to be suggesting is for a Woman to be lying under or near a Stallion in an enclosed space, with the Stallion fully expecting there to be a mare somewhere on his immediate horizon, and when that does not happen he will get unbelievably dangerous and will trash about, kick, stamp, and bite anything or anyone in frustration, I can tell you now the Woman that foolishly does this will get seriously hurt and possibly killed.
Jesus I can’t believe I’m even typing this explain the extreme danger, let alone that anyone would try and get someone to do it, that fella is as dangerous as the Stallion, at least the horse has an excuse as its an animal......weirdville USA
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I forgot to say earlier that your the funniest poster here by far, I still chucking over your line to me when you said “fuck, thats what your doing, your writing a thesis’’
I get the impression your an unstoppable force of nature [boy]
your posts are always good.
Great story... they do say 9 out of 10 cats prefer whiskers...
As for the pig, it gives new meaning to the term, ‘bringing home the bacon’ + whats that pint converted to in Metric for any of our continental visitors, we don't want issues of over or under charging now do we ;-)
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Q: What does a Welshman call a flock of Sheep ?
A: A Leisure center
Q: What does a Welshman call one Sheep ?
A: A slow day
Q: What does a Welshman call two Sheep ?
A: A surround sound Home entertainment system
Good point Burgerboy,
A pint is just over half a litre (something like 560ml). So a pig would leave the whole girl looking like a glazed dough-nut and not just her face.
Oink Oink Oink
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Jesus that was fast....
Ya don’t work in pigery do you ?
Pigs do like there doughnuts
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Remember the Muppets ‘’PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAACE”
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Christ look at that, I managed my first smiley icon, by accident, Jesus I’ve been try’na figure out that for the past month, I think it’s time for me to say goodbye again, my work here is doneJesus that was fast....
Ya don’t work in pigery do you ?
Pigs do like there doughnuts
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Remember the Muppets ‘’PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAACE”
pleasured
Anyway as heads-up to all the girls on the site - BEWARE OF PIG FARMERS. Apparently a male pig can produce a pint or more of semen. So if you are doing CIM on a pig, make sure you charge by the pint.
Remember Rebecca Loos pleasuring a pig
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