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    You wouldn't brag about it, would ya? Ouch!!!!

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    Where did he buy his penis bone from, sounds like too many kicks to the head.

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    For God's sake !!

    "I was having intercourse with my girlfriend... and ended up breaking - fracturing - my penis bone. It's actually possible guys."

    There is no Bone in the human penis !!!

    On the other hand.. I have a story about my poor puppy dog's penis bone xx
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    How can you break a flaccid penis? Did he have a Boner while fighting or something

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    Ya the page did not all load ignore my above post LOL
    Last edited by mer; 18-12-12 at 16:11.

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    On the subject of breaking your penis I thought there was no bone? I thought you would damage the blood flow or something ouch lol go hard or go home with a broken penis

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    Cross your legs time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    For God's sake !!

    "I was having intercourse with my girlfriend... and ended up breaking - fracturing - my penis bone. It's actually possible guys."

    There is no Bone in the human penis !!!

    On the other hand.. I have a story about my poor puppy dog's penis bone xx
    Actually I have two stories, about two of my pups' penis bones.. what can I say lol.. it's dangerous around me

    My first little kid : Toy Fox Terrier, named Cooper. He was such a lovely, exhuberant little guy. I got him from a breeder, after he

    has spent all his life in a little cage. Under my hand he flourished, and so he was a very happy little fella, overjoyed at seeing

    me, even if I had been gone only for an hour. He had this cutest habit of throwing himself on his back and wriggling around,

    wanting his belly scratched.. 'tis all good.

    However, when he got excited at seeing me back, he would also get wood. Well, this one time he's all excited, throws himself

    on his back for a belly rub, and I wasn't paying attention and rubbed his belly a bit too vigorously , and he cried out and his poor

    little pecker was sticking out at a wrong angle, and I had to put it back in its right position.. ouch.

    Poor kid.. Thankfully he was fixed so it's not like he was gonna use it anyways, but ouch !!

    He didn't hold a grudge. Just snuggled up for some cuddlies ..
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Penis bone, what a gobshite.

    I head a story about a bull breaking off his rod mounting a cow. That would be 50cm long but not very thick.

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