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    Default How many Escorts does it take to change a light bulb?

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    Off you go people....
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    Quote Originally Posted by the Joker View Post
    Answers.
    Off you go people....
    None, who needs lights

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    16 to bitch and nag about the lightbulb.
    1 to change it.

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    2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in.

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    Three—one to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder.

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    How many men does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to put in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing.
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    How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? None. A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
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    Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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    How many people does it take to discuss a topic of changing a lightbulb? One to start a thread, and as many as it takes that can actually be arsed to do so.

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