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  1. 07-12-12, 11:36 #1
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    Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

    It was just After Eight.

    They got off at Quality Street .

    He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

    'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

    He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

    Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

    He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

    Soon they were Heart Throbs.

    It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

    But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

    Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

    It was just After Eight.

    They got off at Quality Street .

    He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

    'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

    He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

    Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

    He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

    Soon they were Heart Throbs.

    It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

    But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

    Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

    Well thought out Sam,except you missed out where he had a rummage in her curley wurley and that they discussed the topic of the day,he inserted his crunchie into her dairy box and went fruit and nut for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeatherHeaven View Post
    What's a "marathon" ?????
    What snickers used to be,blame the bloody yanks,jeeze you are young,young grasshopper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeatherHeaven View Post
    Grasshopper ???
    What's with all the strange words in this thread?
    not to worry they are all mad i tells ya!!!


    (sammy you must have been seriously bored today ya eejit)
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    Very good Sammy!! I take it you're fond of a bit of choclate!


    I never took you for a splosher!!!
    Last edited by Morpheus; 08-12-12 at 00:00.
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    Cool Pmsl!

    It takes ALLSORTS!!!
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