So the other day I went for a carvey dinner at a local hotel, I had roast beef etc with loadsa gravy, it was ok but the gravy seemed a bit stale!
Anyway, I was feelin a bit horny and decided to get on the phone to see were any lovely ladies available, got tru to the 2nd one I tried, made the appointment and turned up a half hour later and as I was entering her apartment, my stomach started to rumble!
Offered a shower which I availed of, and when I got out my stomach really started to make funny noises so I decided to leave the shower running and take a much needed dump!
Only problem was, it wasn't a normal shit, it was a massive flood of manure that completely stank the place out!
She wasn't very impressed and almost threw up with the smell LOL
Is it ok to take a dump at an escorts or was I wrong?