Quote of the Day

[nonpareil]

A face for "Baywatch", a body for "Crimewatch".

[nonpareil]

He laid his hand upon my knee.

In- a- pro- pree-at- lee.

Bill Bailey, nonsense quote.

[nonpareil]

Internet trawls.

Something fishy?

[nonpareil]

I know little about women.

But lest this pearl of wisdom escape me,

I commend it to cyberspace.

As you treat a skittish horse,

so you should treat a woman.

But I know little more about horses.

[nonpareil]

Trump 2016.

There will be hell toupée !

[ladiesman217]

"LDM is an idiot"

- LDM 2015

[MaryMcMagdalene]

[SteveB]

I know little about women.

But lest this pearl of wisdom escape me,

I commend it to cyberspace.

As you treat a skittish horse,

so you should treat a woman.

But I know little more about horses.

Modern version;
All I know about women I learned from tractors.

[nonpareil]

Modern version;
All I know about women I learned from tractors.

Service them regularly.

[SteveB]

Service them regularly.