What a shit Saturday night

[Monkeynut]

Its been a long time since I've posted here for many reasons, work, health and the fact that I live in France now but tonight Im home in Ireland and I thought Id go see an escort. Its been quite a while since I have done that but its been brewing, if you know what I mean. I made an appointment earlier in the week with one of my favourites in D2 but had to cancel. I tried to remake that appointment but it wasn't to be.
So last night I made a tentative arrangement with a lady I have met before to meet at a specific time but she told me that she might be busy so ring later to confirm a booking. I did but got no answer ... ah well it happens! Plan B.... Sandyford. Out with the iPhone and scan Sandyford and a selection is made. I call, she answers, we agree a time. I arrive and I call for directions. She texts me the directions ....

Do you know the apartment complexes in Sandyford? I do quite well as I used to have a family member living there so I know how the apartments are named and laid out. My instructions were not very clear but I try. There is a well known landmark there and my directions started from there. The apartments are numbered 1,2,3 etc ..... and they are named. I was told to go to block *****2, its beside *****. No it wasn't, it was diagonally opposite to where I was told but I found it after a few minutes fecking around in the cold. The code is **** * No it isn't cuz I kept getting 'code invalid' and smart comments from her upstairs. I wait as someone comes and enters the block. I'm told its on the second floor apartment 2**. I get into the lift .... there is only 0 1 3 4 5 .... no second floor. I get out on all floors and there is no apartment 2** All this takes over 30 minutes ...

Feck this .... Im going home .... a wasted 135 mile round trip. Its a long way to travel to have the piss taken out of you so I got into the car, put €400 back into my wallet and went home. Your loss lady.