Originally Posted by
ladiesman217
Ok you want short, brief and to-the-point version or the long winded essay? Ah sure we'll go with both!
Short:
Field, thunderstorm, tree, me under tree, lightning hit tree, tree get boo boo, tree fall down, LDM ninja jumps to safety. The End.
Long:
Long ago in a galaxy far away, there existed a creature born without biological parentage. A creature of darkness and light, fated the keep the balance of good and evil in the galaxy. An ageless creature with powers as vast as the gods', his footsteps caused the ground to shake, his gaze caused everyone to fear, his words brought on the wrath of thunder!
One day in the fields of LairoDeeMika, this half knight/half demon swayed across the plains, powerful winds following his trail. The sky was dark, the clouds amassing, there was a storm ahead. Seeing a large tree in the open, this mighty leviathan sheltered under this behemoth of a tree from the thunderous storm. Several minutes had passed, the rains flooded the plains, the winds ripping the local foliage apart, the sound of thunder causing the animals to hide. Then out of nowhere came a lightning bolt, a bolt so strong as though it were thrown by the mighty Zeus himself! It ripped the behemoth in two, stirring the creature of darkness and light, causing him to leap out from under the path of the tumbling gargantuan. And that is the tale, of LDM vs Lightning. The End.