You know you're Irish when:

[Sexy Fernanda]

- You don't need to study for exams because your Granny lit a candle for you
- You thank bus drivers
- A male is known as a fella and a female is known as yer wan

- You do the 4 claps in the song ' The Wild Rover' every time without fail
- You show your love for friends and family by insulting them
- You learn to drive at the age of twelve on someone's tractor
- You...can call someone mad and mean it as a compliment
- I will in my arse means.....no

- You live in a tiny town where everyone knows everything about everyon e
- You take the pledge but break it that night
- You touch the electric fence for the craic
- You know at least 20 Marys
- You learn a language from the age of 5 and still can't understand it
- The best reason to do something is for the craic
- That mini heart attack you get if you go out and forget to turn off the immersion
- You're not drinking? Are you on antibiotics?
- Wallpaper on your school books
- Being Grand!
- Boil everything in a huge pot for 3 hours
- Being absolutely terrified of a wooden spoon
- Going mental at concerts because famous people rarely come over
- Flat Coke or 7UP heals all illnesses