Originally Posted by
Quarterpoundher
It raises the idea of a legal cut of point just as there’s an age of consent, I’m not easily shocked, but that’s horrific, funny, but horrific. It give’s new meaning to the phrase‘’Grandma’s cumming for Dinner’’ I give the guy kudos for just being in the same room. Phizer (not to far from you) would have to create a Viagra pill capable of raising the Titanic. I wonder did she contravene her Pension entitlements.
The card probably said something like
“If I knew you were cumming, I’d have baked a cake,
Or
Centenarians do it without even knowing.
My other rides a Zimmerframe
Twas on this day, that you were born, you never knew your Gran did Porn...
For your Birthday, we got you ball and bat, now please ignore your Granny’s twat...
What’s that Sonny? You’re looking for Ethel, oh I’m sorry I thought you said Anal...
I remember the First World War Sonny Jim, I think I can handle your little Zeppelin...
This one’s mean but how about ‘’if I nod off, close the door’s after your done”
OWO = One Wobbly Octogenarian
GFE = Go Fuck Edna
PSE = Possible Spillage Expected
POV = Pensioner On Viagra
Man Decides he wants to have his Penis match his all over tan so goes to the beach and buries himself completely from head to toe with only you know what a half mast, falls asleep and two old Woman come strolling by and stop when they see this lone lad in the sand, would ya look at that Bernie,
When we were ten we wondered what they looked like,
In our Teen's we where half scared of them
In our 20's we couldn’t get enough of them
In our 30's we were sick of the sight of them
In our 40's we were starting to miss them
In our 50's we started to crave them
In our 60's we almost forgot what they looked like
Now were in or 70’s and the fucking thing’s are growing wild...