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  1. 04-09-12, 19:38 #1
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    Dick My Dick's a free spirit :-)

    it's community property
    don't normally pay too much attention to the lyrics of songs, but couldn't help but notice this one I heard on the radio last night.

    Charmimg hey


    I would give you the stars in the sky
    But theyīre too far away
    If you were a hooker youīd know
    Iīd be happy to pay

    If suddenly you were a guy
    Iīd be suddenly gay

    īCause my heart belongs to you
    My love is pure and true
    My heart belongs to you
    But my cock is community property
    Youīre the only girl I like to screw
    When Iīm not on the road
    When I come home my dinnerīs made
    And the front lawn is mowed

    I kiss your mouth
    Even after youīd swallow my love

    īCause my heart belongs to you
    There ainīt nothing I wouldnīt do for you
    My heart belongs to you
    But my cock is community property

    I wanna make it clear
    So you retain it
    My dickīs of free spirit
    And you canīt restrain it
    No you just canīt chain it down

    I love you so much it hurts
    From my head to my feet
    I think of you when I canīt help
    But fondle my meat
    I see your face everytime
    That I go out and cheat

    īCause my heart belongs to you
    There ainīt nothing I wouldnīt do
    My heart belongs to you
    But my dong is community property
    Yeah yeah yeah

    No no (community property)
    Oh no no (community property)
    No ohnooo
    Community property

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    quite poetic!
    Retired for good all together.
    Thank you all the gentlemen I met, who I'll have sweet memories of it.
    Kids, don't do anything that I wouldn't after I'm gone( the good part?) not much left Loll



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    Quote Originally Posted by sexy fernanda View Post
    quite poetic!
    you can use it as inspiration for your next English exercise
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney69 View Post
    you can use it as inspiration for your next English exercise
    hahaha,what my classmate's gonna say??

    hey class I have a sugestion for u guys?

    I then I pull from my bag this song....will be funny at least...
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    Thank you all the gentlemen I met, who I'll have sweet memories of it.
    Kids, don't do anything that I wouldn't after I'm gone( the good part?) not much left Loll



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    Default my dick is too

    And why not i pay for it
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    Great post Rodney! I've heard a few of their other tunes before, hilarious stuff, always good for a laugh!
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    entire steel panther album is absolutely hilarious!!
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