Dallas is back!!!

[JR Ewing]

After 20 odd years Dallas is back with a brand new series on TV3 tonight at 10.00pm. Wait until you see old JR back up to my old tricks. I'm a bit older but I can still shag sexy young women. Plenty of sex and cheating for JR. Has anyone seen that old drunken tramp Sue Ellen?

[WatWatWat]

I saw an add for it and lets just say if jr saw a pair of tits he'd have a stroke. Or a heart attack. Either way tits would not be good for jr.