How does escorting work?

[The D Man]

Hi Joc,

The issue with the shower is that most ladies here would prefer if you had a shower before activity begins. As for your long hair don't let it get wet.

As for what to say on the phone just say can I make an appointment to see you at such a time on such a date. As for being nervous just dial the number and talk. What's the worse that can happen? She says no ....... which is unlikely to happen
Tell her its your first time and you are a bit nervous. She will treat you even better

[saoirsemac]

Yes I but I shower everyday anyway, and the likelihood is that I'd have a shower before meeting the girl as well. I've already explained that having longish hair would make it very inconvenient for me having a shower in someone else's place.

And christ, take it easy, it's not you I'm going to, I wouldn't anyway, judging by your overly aggressive response.

WHY SHOWER

ok you shower daily for that alone i conmend you

but lets get real here, you wud like the escort to suck your cock yes? well ys u washed today but have pissed since?
been walking? nervous sweating? pissy and sweaty cocks arent pleasent darling

but it this way, u book me all fine then i go excuse me go for a pee, are u going to lick me out? i havent washed.. you going lick me out?

plus its sticky weather, under arm sweat etc,

now may be 30minutes since u showered but have you been riushing? sweating? pee'd


and here i have hair nearly to my ass i manage to shower between bookings, tie it up im sure an escort wud have a spare hair tie or clip for u to use,

u dnt got wash ur hair like ffs, that take too long, see the shower as freshen up, oppurinty for a final rinse of mouthwash


coz here the thing u pay us and all that, but most of us, have diginty

most of respect ourself to not allow clients stay who are dirty, u wudnt stay with us...

we are serivce providers yes but of an intimate serivce, if u give us respect do what your told re shower we will get on fine

i tend to ask guys to leave if they wnt shower,


and the fact most ask how to use a shower quickly frankly scares me

[Usernamed]

Thanks! Any advice regarding the rest of me questions?

You're already over thinking it all. Just call whichever girl you like the look of and have researched a little (reviews, asked around in chat etc) and ask her if she's free in or around the time to require. Ask her how much (although I never do as it clearly states on most ladies profiles what they do and don't do and how much they charge) she charges and so on. If you want her to wear something in particular, probably best to ask early to avoid disappointment.

Next thing you'll wanna do is call closer to the time to confirm and get exact directions. Be ready to have a shower. If your long hair is an issue cut it or buy a shower cap. I doubt they'll laugh in your face if you wear one, they've long hair too so I think they know what a ball ache long wet hair is. Remember these ladies have to wash themselves a shit load more than you so I'd be willing to bet one or two of them have shower caps too.

When I call first I always say the same shit. "Hi, XXXX. How are you? I was wondering if you were free at all between (whatever time suits).

It's all fairly straight forward from there. Arrive on time and be polite. You'll have a ball.