An excellent post....I think all escorts should be issued with an Energy Cert, (how much energy expended during sex )
Other points
Are the babywipes biodegradable ?
Is the baby oil sourced from renewable organically grown resourses and doesnt include palm oil ?
Do they recycle their batteries from their vibrators ?
Have their sex toys ever been tested on animals
Do they grow their own herbs on the windowsill ?
This is going to make the phonecall more complicated !
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
doodlebug (23-08-12)