Poetry to reflect your mood.

**desperate** · 16-08-12, 18:37

Twas on the bridge at midnight.
My heart was all a quiver.
I undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.

**benin** · 16-08-12, 19:16

mary had a little lamb
his fleece was dark red
the reason for this was
the pic axe through his head.

**international** · 16-08-12, 21:39

if you were a car
youd be a ferrari
red and horny

if you were a flower
youd b a rose
yellow and thorny

**international** · 16-08-12, 21:53

if you were an animal
you'd be a vixen
intelligent and foxy

if you were a drink
you'd be rum
sweet and toxic

if you were a colour
you would be red
dangerous, like blood

if you were a drug
you'd be viagra
hard and fast and good

if you were just water
you'd be niagara!
strong and wet

and if u were a planet
you'd be mercury
all sticky and hot

**WatWatWat** · 16-08-12, 22:03

Ahhh, beans beans good for the heart. Beans beans make you fart. . . . . WatWatWat 2012

**amylove69** · 17-08-12, 09:03

As all the threads seem to be about big heads it has kinda put me in this mood ...

It's Friday mornin an im alone in my bed,
And all I can think of is i want to give head,
So drop your trousers ya horny fooker,
Do what your told and get your cock in my sucker.

Amylove69

**Curvaceous Kate** · 17-08-12, 09:09

Originally Posted by amylove69

As all the threads seem to be about big heads it has kinda put me in this mood ...

It's Friday mornin an im alone in my bed,
And all I can think of is i want to give head,
So drop your trousers ya horny fooker,
Do what your told and get your cock in my sucker.

Amylove69

10 out of 10 for being topical, but not your best piece of work Amy. Gold star for effort though haha xxx

**benin** · 17-08-12, 09:10

hey diddle diddle
the cat done a piddle
all over the bathroom mat
the little dog laughed
to see such fun
then piddled all over the cat.

**Curvaceous Kate** · 17-08-12, 09:13

Amy I decided to have a go and mine is no better lol.

Here we go though...

There once was a dick head called Josh,
Who thought he was God's gift and Posh,
He was such a big head,
The posters all saw red
and now he can't get rid of his dosh!

**amylove69** · 17-08-12, 09:14

I couldn't resist the urge hah,, but excelled my self today with a second one in the penis rejection thread

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