Client reviews - for fun or for real ...

[ladiesman217]

Client(s): ladiesman217

Reviewer: _____

Type: male client

Location: Limerick

Incall or outcall: incall

Time and date: __ pm / __/__/__

Duration: 1 hour

Review:
Well what can I say about Mr.LDM. Well he's a fuzzy little charmer. Very funy, kind and a very good personality overall. A perfect gent. Brought me a little gift upon meeting (which was a very nice gesture ). Very discreetly paid even gave me a little tip Down to action. A very gentle guy but more than able to crank it up a notch! It was a very joyful encounter and he is a top class gent without doubt.

Physical Appearance: Average
Manner: Very Happy
Satisfaction: Very Happy
Hygiene: Very Happy
Would you recommend? Yes
Would you see again? Yes


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Sure why not that's what I say!

[Bodkin]

Ah confidence ... I take it you aren't Irish then lol ;o)

Client(s): ladiesman217

Reviewer: _____

Type: male client

Location: Limerick

Incall or outcall: incall

Time and date: __ pm / __/__/__

Duration: 1 hour

Review:
Well what can I say about Mr.LDM. Well he's a fuzzy little charmer. Very funy, kind and a very good personality overall. A perfect gent. Brought me a little gift upon meeting (which was a very nice gesture ). Very discreetly paid even gave me a little tip Down to action. A very gentle guy but more than able to crank it up a notch! It was a very joyful encounter and he is a top class gent without doubt.

Physical Appearance: Average
Manner: Very Happy
Satisfaction: Very Happy
Hygiene: Very Happy
Would you recommend? Yes
Would you see again? Yes


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Sure why not that's what I say!

[max california]

Hi All,

How about it - wouldn't it be fun if escorts wrote reviews of clients?

Just imagine some of the comments (and replies!) - it could be very entertaining, no?

Anyway it would make it more of a level playing field for all members of the EI "community" ...


Maybe it's just my ego imagining that all my reviews would be great lol

No, no, no, no, no

Ffs are you trying to comoletely destroy my sex life?

[ladiesman217]

Ah confidence ... I take it you aren't Irish then lol ;o)

Pfft course I am. But what you must realise is that what I said above was complete and utter ! lol

[very shy guy]

It works to a point, as in you know who is geniune and who turns up, but above that it doesn't as the guys like to hear nice things about themselves and some ladies over indulge them, so you get a falst sense of their ability if you get what I mean and this in turn is bad, as then the guys think they are great at something they may not be great at and can hurt the next lady by being too enthusiastic. I know, it's happened to me!

It is ok Kate as I know I am awesome,wait,thats benny,feck,I must have meant lonesome.

[very shy guy]

I like the fact that we have a right to reply on the reviews. You can sometimes read between the lines on replies and if you did really enjoying the time with someone, then you have a chance to say thank you back and that in itself tells other ladies that you're a decent chap and worth seeing.

A question for you Kate and all the ladies,if you did have an OK time with a client and he was nice,would you like to have him as a regular ?

[Mature Temptation]

If he is respectful and doesnt try to push boundaries, I see no reason why he could not become a regular?

Now what is a regular? Once/twice a week, once a fortnight, once a month. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Everyones idea of regular is different methinks.

[Bodkin]

Phrases, comments, and observations you might expect to find in a typical review of Bodkin:


WTF was that all about? Seriously - wtf?!

He spent 25 mins in the shower (& wasn't even wanking - what a waste of my hot water), cleaning teeth and shaving ... in strange places

Didn't want me to take any clothes off ... kept trying to make conversation about shoes.

No intercourse - sporadic erection, saggy arse. Somehow his elbows were always getting in the way.

Legs like a chicken, brain to match.

... first question when booking on the phone was "Do you have a pair of Ugg boots?"

Complimented me on my fingers and nose.

Session consisted of oral punctuated with unexplained laughter (from him!) and awkward conversation, mostly about shoes.

Basically whatever he's smoking I don't want any!!!

No orgasm (him or me!)

The best I can say is at least he left no skid marks.