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  1. 08-08-12, 17:52 #1
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    Considering the only Olympic medals Ireland will win during the duration of the London Olympics are for fighting and riding ponies I have come up with some suggestions for more events that could be introduced to the schedule in order to best help Ireland win more medals in future.


    1) Lighting Camp fires
    2) Family Feuds
    3) Bare Knuckle Fighting
    4) Selling Carpets door to door
    5) Trespassing
    6) Gypsy Weddings
    7) Hitching up a caravan
    8) Drawing the dole
    9) Protesting
    10) Illiteracy
    11) Incest
    12) Drinking Games (obvious one)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny Bone View Post
    9) Protesting
    We would'nt come close to winning gold at that. But overall spot on lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny Bone View Post
    Considering the only Olympic medals Ireland will win during the duration of the London Olympics are for fighting and riding ponies I have come up with some suggestions for more events that could be introduced to the schedule in order to best help Ireland win more medals in future.


    1) Lighting Camp fires
    2) Family Feuds
    3) Bare Knuckle Fighting
    4) Selling Carpets door to door
    5) Trespassing
    6) Gypsy Weddings
    7) Hitching up a caravan
    8) Drawing the dole
    9) Protesting
    10) Illiteracy
    11) Incest
    12) Drinking Games (obvious one)
    The incest one is just as stupid as you are, typical yank
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    Or get drugged up and win loads of medals, seems to work for the top nations
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    Timewasting
    Turning up an 1hr after the event
    Impersonating athletes by wearing tracksuits and hoodies.
    The tractor equivilant of dressage....by driving a tractor in the slowest way possible without deviating from the middle of the road.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnnydp View Post
    The incest one is just as stupid as you are, typical yank
    The incest one fits the theme that runs through the suggestions. The theme that obviously goes straight over your head.
    Or maybe through one of your ears and out the other. Empty head!

    I envy you though as they say ignorance is bliss!!!
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    Punting ........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Punting ........
    Other suggestions for new Olympic sports we would do very well at...

    Talking shite (could replace the marathon)

    Starting a Recession (we already hold the world record .. One Friday night)

    Escaping from open prisons (could replace the 400m Hurdles)
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    Sure its not the winning.....its the taking part that counts.....right ?
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