Considering the only Olympic medals Ireland will win during the duration of the London Olympics are for fighting and riding ponies I have come up with some suggestions for more events that could be introduced to the schedule in order to best help Ireland win more medals in future.
1) Lighting Camp fires
2) Family Feuds
3) Bare Knuckle Fighting
4) Selling Carpets door to door
5) Trespassing
6) Gypsy Weddings
7) Hitching up a caravan
8) Drawing the dole
9) Protesting
10) Illiteracy
11) Incest
12) Drinking Games (obvious one)