Experienced escorts

[nitram]

Christ Saoirse your firing on all cylinders this morning

Good one though I like it

[Big J]

im glad you asked this alex

it goes back to when i met a hooker called tullula in vietnam, tullula was regarded as the best hooker in the whole country

and offended trained new wannabe hookers, she herself learnt her trade serivcing buddist monks in tibet

her methods where wonderful, mediation tai chi, her main thinking was to be at one with the cock zen like experience


when she hit the mean streets of ho chi min, she learned to adapt to growing level of fetishes,

one with the cock now became one with strap on, whips etc she used to tell me cumguzzler (the monks gave us our spritual hooker name) the key to make man happy is to make them cum, but not too quick, you need to make them think there manly men who can last... when sucking a cock, you must see it as the rod of life.... this is how u make you money, u must caress its aura (remove cock cheese) and bless it thousand wishes of tibet (slap on a condom)

i cud go on, wonderful woman and a credit to her stockings

Well done saoirse i knew i could count on you for a reply like that.

[saoirsemac]

Well done saoirse i knew i could count on you for a reply like that.

tis true, i met her in ho chi min city

i remember one day, while sitting on sunlight roof in bustling city, we where mediating to relax our throat muscles (deep throat) she then says it is time u learn the key to been number one hooker,,,,

the final test, wud involve, a match a fart and a testicle

the key to wow ur clients and leave them unable to say a fault on your time, is to suck his testicles while shooting flames for ur arsehole,

when u pass this test, your pussy will be glavanised in 24caret gold, and thus you will become goldenfanny

[Lucy Chambers]

And while Saoirse is teaching them to be golden fanny I shall be doing the Judo and effective put down course. Any other course suggestions gratefully welcomed

On a serious note, being an escort cannot be taught. You are either a people person, or you arent. Its rarely about the sex.

[Big J]

tis true, i met her in ho chi min city

i remember one day, while sitting on sunlight roof in bustling city, we where mediating to relax our throat muscles (deep throat) she then says it is time u learn the key to been number one hooker,,,,

the final test, wud involve, a match a fart and a testicle

the key to wow ur clients and leave them unable to say a fault on your time, is to suck his testicles while shooting flames for ur arsehole,

when u pass this test, your pussy will be glavanised in 24caret gold, and thus you will become goldenfanny

I know there are golden balls but i did,nt know there were golden fannys too?

[saoirsemac]

I know there are golden balls but i did,nt know there were golden fannys too?

indeed, downside, your half the day shinning it up for the next client

tullala uses brasso i sent her form home, says`it shines it up so they can distracted by there own reflections

[Big J]

indeed, downside, your half the day shinning it up for the next client

tullala uses brasso i sent her form home, says`it shines it up so they can distracted by there own reflections

if i ever meet you ill shine it for you.

[TiffanyTees]

I would like to see all the guys that ask for cheaper prices and start price threads practising the fine Chinese art of 'Roshambo'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roshambo


Tiff xxx

[saoirsemac]

if i ever meet you ill shine it for you.

alas i cudnt shoot the flames form my arse so i dont have one

just a normal fanny

[dr love]

I would like to see all the guys that ask for cheaper prices and start price threads practising the fine Chinese art of 'Roshambo'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roshambo


Tiff xxx

Nice one tiff .: doc