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  1. 30-07-12, 09:45 #1
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    Default There are four kinds of sex

    HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

    BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

    HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

    COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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    You missed the fifth one......National sex

    We're all fucked!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

    BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

    HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

    COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.


    There is also four types of orgasims

    Positive orgasim: Oh Yes yes yeeeeeeeeeesssssss

    Negative: No No Nooooooooooooooooooo,mmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Religious experience: Oh God oh God Oh God ohhhhh Gooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddd

    Fake orgasims: Oh Clyde oh Clyde oh Clyyyyyyyyyyyydddddeeee
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  7. 30-07-12, 10:11 #4
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    Is there a category for The exciting, tingling, earth shattering, wobbly knees sex that those special Escorts have the gift of sharing?
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  9. 30-07-12, 10:12 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post

    Fake orgasims: Oh Clyde oh Clyde oh Clyyyyyyyyyyyydddddeeee
    were you faking it with clyde

    how the feck does a guy fake orgasm?...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    were you faking it with clyde

    how the feck does a guy fake orgasm?...lol
    Sleight of hand and nivea hand lotion, at least that's what Clyde told me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    were you faking it with clyde

    how the feck does a guy fake orgasm?...lol
    With a dry cum
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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    were you faking it with clyde

    how the feck does a guy fake orgasm?...lol
    Its a skill of the trade .... lol
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