What was the craziest dream you ever had?

**Anna23** · 26-07-12, 12:14

Mine was a few nights ago. I dreamt that I grew a penis!

Was a great feeling actually. It was reasonably sized, I felt proud of it... Had difficulties to learn how to wee with the new tool at first though

**Jezebel Cattori** · 26-07-12, 12:19

I was in a large house and someone let loose some raptors. I was telling the snobs that they had to get out and run away but they wanted to make jam. I ran out the back but there were two raptors in the bathroom. I hid under a bed but there were too many shoes. i changed my shoes to some I could run in and met Jeff Goldblum who said there is not enough time to get out and we will have to shoot them with foam shooters. I woke up to kittens eating my feet

**ksteve** · 26-07-12, 12:21

Originally Posted by Anna23

Mine was a few nights ago. I dreamt that I grew a penis!

Was a great feeling actually. It was reasonably sized, I felt proud of it... Had difficulties to learn how to wee with the new tool at first though

You could always take a loan of one to practice with Anna and then see how you get on.

**Usernamed** · 26-07-12, 13:26

I've had a few. The most interesting (to me) was one where I was being hunter down by a Terminator, Anrie Schwarzenegger to be precise. It was pretty vivid, I kinda remember some parts of it being pretty scary. I had that dream a few times during that week. That weekend I decided to have a Terminator-athon, I watched all 4, one after the other.

I kinda remember a dream I used to have a lot when I was a child, I was being chased through a forest by a wolf, I'd always end up climbing a tree and then the dream ended.

**benin** · 26-07-12, 14:10

**Nicole** · 26-07-12, 14:27

I dreamt once I am devil and press ban button and all suffering souls scream in pain : nooooooooooooooooooooo do not ban me

and I was laughing evilishly muahahahhahahahah

**WatWatWat** · 26-07-12, 15:01

Last nite i had the strangest dream. I sailed away to China. In a little old boat to find ya. But you said you had to get your laundry cleaned. . . . Wtf.

**Clyde** · 26-07-12, 15:04

Originally Posted by WatWatWat

Last nite i had the strangest dream. I sailed away to China. In a little old boat to find ya. But you said you had to get your laundry cleaned. . . . Wtf.

Are you sure it wasn't about new potatoes

**mellors** · 26-07-12, 15:38

Cant remember all the details, but it involved me in a cellar, Gordon Ramsey and a fishtank full of Khoi carp

**iamnewtothis** · 26-07-12, 16:07

I actually had a weird dream before i was at this speech and i was the great MLK himself

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