Funny appoitments

[andreea92]

funniest thing that ever happend to you (escort or punter) while having an apointment

[Funny Bone]

funniest thing that ever happend to you (escort or punter) while having an apointment

Funniest and scariest thing that ever happened to me was when i was visiting a lady in D2. The lady in question had to come and open the main door to the apartment complex and let me in. Rang her and she said she would be there in ten minutes, ten minutes lady the door opened and a very small asian lady in her seventies opened the door and looked straight at me.

Well my heart sank and I thought straight away 'never again'. Thankfully though a couple seconds later she moved forward and walked out of the building and up the road. I thought 'thank God for that'. Two minutes later the real escort came to the door. I think she was startled at first because I was so relieved I looked like I had seen a ghost!

I suspect though that anyone who can tell of the story of a fire alarm going off in Stephanies place may trump other stories!

[Lilian]

Used to share an apartment with a lady and at one day I was just having a rodeo when my college , white as a linen , shocked and trembling stormed into the arena and pulled me of my guest to shove me out of the room , past her open roomdoor where a shocked shaking and very pale men was sitting , who i assumed was the guy who rang the doorbell a minute before my college went maniac and abducted me from my room !
She pushed me to the flatdoor and pointed to the peephole , by then I noticed that she was so shocked that she was just stottering ! Oh my , no good sign !
I got all my courage together to look through the spyhole and what do i see ?
A MEN WITH A FUCKING FIREAXE ,
no joke there was a bloke with an axe in front of the door , one of this big red once you see on firemen or forestworkers !!!!
She must have seen him coming up the stairs behind her guest and minding the state of her guest he has seen the psycho too !
It all cleared up when I bravely adressed the axemen by asking him what he wants .
He explained he was looking for flat 5 and his wife .
I was relieved to inform the gentlemen that our flat is flat 3 and that his wify is not working here !
He apologiesed and moved on !
We called the police and he handed over his axe peacefully after an officer persuaded him that killing his wify would not safe his marriage .
We moved on , me back to the rodeo and my college and her guest to a bottle of Metaxa .
I think our guests considerd that a funny apointment ...

[mer]

well was in dublin and the nerves were were taking over and were in full control of me body lol

anyway she would buzz the door open for me, so anyway i heard a door buzz and away i enter she tells me the room number on 4th floor, so anyway im there looking all over the appartment block and could not find the door anywhere, i was getting really worried then and the heart was racing then the escort rings me and says where are you? jasus she must of thought i was a timewaster lol i said im on the 4th floor and the door must be invisable, sure then she says are you sure you are in right building, sure fucking stupid little mer was in the wrong building haha i suppose when she said she would buzz me in at the start i just heard the front door buzz and entered now what are the fecking odds of that door of the appartment block buzzing when she said she would?

well anyway i found her and it was well worth the wait and dont know how many times i appoligised to her, but she was all smiley and joking with me so yep it was a fun 1

ill never forgot what she called me lol it will stay with me to this day it was so funny the way she said it to me and it was "come here to me little baby boy" haha